crotch posse 

A medium to large group of sport bikes. similar to a biker gang, but composed of only crotch rockets.

That crotch posse had some nice bikes.

Did you see the size of that crotch posse?

crotch posse by Neutral_Bomb October 14, 2009

Crotch Broom 

Commonly known as a mustache, refers to the sweeping motion made as it grazes the vagina during cunnilingus. Also helps brush aside annoying panty lint.

Frank sure went to town on Irma with his crotch broom last night.

Crotch Broom by SenorSmoke December 15, 2008

crotch dangler 

A term coined by avid babywearing parents to denote any type of front carrier used to carry babies and children that literally leaves them dangling from the crotch.
(Most notably, the Baby Bjorn, the Snugli, and the cheap Chico and Infatino knock offs).

I mean, really, would YOU like to hoisted up by bearing all your weight on your crotch?

"I just love my baby bjorn!" :)
"You should switch to a maya wrap, or a moby wrap... or essentially any other sling that isn't a crotch dangler "
"Oh, that makes sense"

That crotch dangler looks mighty uncomfortable

crotch dangler by rocketspoon August 17, 2010

crotch monkey 

A person who overhears others making plans and invites themselves along.

Jim: Hey Bob, let's go to Chotchky's for lunch.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.

crotch monkey by Joe from Idaho April 15, 2006

crotch spiders 

The pubic hair that sneaks out of a bikini bottom.

Man look at the crotch spiders on her. Impressive.

crotch spiders by huskerbob November 4, 2015

Crotch Quarter 

A quarter that you put between your crotch before you give it to someone.

Joe: Hey Mike! Can I borrow a quarter?

Mike: Sure, just give me a moment... (pretends to get quarter out of his pocket) Here you go!

Joe: Thanks! (walks away)

(You vaguely hear Joe say the quarter smells funny)

You: Do you think he'll find out that he got a Crotch Quarter?

Mike: Hell no! (laughs)

Crotch Quarter by Ninja Chinchilla January 26, 2011

crotch noodge

a man that teases women sexually, much like a cock tease, but male. (yes, they exist.)

Also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.

(Also, a twat noodge)

"I dumped that Crotch Noodge. He didnt put out; He only went as far as 3rd base and left me sexually frustrated."

crotch noodge by slothymcgee February 14, 2008