Cribbied

Staying in under deep cover, preferably with a bottle of wine.

Ernesto: Hey dude, you gonna go out to the bar this weekend?
Chuck: Nah, I'm gonna get Sopranos Season 6 on netflix and get cribbied with my lady.

by yormopoc December 22, 2008

The Cribs

3 piece cool as fuck band from Wakefield, Yorkshire, best mates with kaiser chiefs Love: Making great pop hooks. Hate: Fashionistas. Ryan Jarman, guitarist has notable achievement of creating Live Aid. One of the best live bands you will ever see.

Were you at the cockpit for the Cribs last night?
Hell yeah, best gig of my life.

by 2wenty2wo November 25, 2006

Cribblefruit

A family of rare tropical fruits. There are hundreds of variants of the fruit, but mostly consist of a pear-like shape and a layer of rough, single-coloured skin. The most common breed is the Denim blue Cribblefruit.

A: "Oi, you fancy some Cribblefruit slices?"
B: "What in the world is a Cribblefruit."

by IcedLemon June 29, 2022

cribster

A baby who is forced to become trendy by its urban hipster parents. More and more boutiques in upscale neighborhoods cater to these parents, stuck in 1/3-life crisis, who buy their baby clothes and accessories that are essentially scaled-down versions of the Hot Topic product line. It's a way for young moms to live the party life vicariously through their child, 16 years before that child will be allowed to party.

I don't know what's more disturbing: that the 35-year old mom in Starbucks is wearing a babydoll shirt that says "Sex Kitten"... or that her cribster is wearing the same thing.

by Ben Frey January 27, 2007

cribtizm

The dedication of your new place of residence, usually in some form of party, gathering, or some other social get-together.
A combination of "crib" and "baptism".

Last night, we all went to Justin's new house and celebrated so hard. It was the greatest cribtizm I've ever been to.

by ricci-s March 1, 2009

Cribbs

An extremely gifted group of people possessing a variety of skills and talents that may or may not be related to their viking-like heritage. This sometimes includes the innate ability to grow outstanding and completely manly beards. To be a Cribbs is to be amazing.

Man, that Cribbs has one good beard.

by MostlyJordan February 18, 2009

cribulatory

Fancy word for crib. sounds more profesional than crib

Meet me at my cribulatory

by Kevin from Mercedes, brought to me by FatAndy.com June 30, 2006