booty crayon

When you take your shit out of the toilet and write on the walls

Yo dog i wrote on the wall with mah booty crayon

by Duechnozzle11142000 March 10, 2016

Brown crayon

When you flush your poop and it leaves a streak on the toilet bowl

Dude, someone left a brown crayon on the toilet

by Revycling bin juice February 26, 2020

Doo-Doo Crayon

Doo-doo rolled up inside newspaper and frozen in the freezer. Once frozen, the paper is peeled back to reveal the tip. This creation resembles a brown crayon, hence the name Doo-Doo Crayon.

Last night, we made some doo-doo crayons and tagged downtown.

by Irving_Nutty January 1, 2012

Breaks my crayons

This sentence is often times used when someone is sad or disappointed. It cannot be used when you are only mildly disappointed. You must be extremly sad

Guy A "Dude i can't go this week"

Guy B "Aww man now this just breaks my crayons..."

by UD sentences September 3, 2012

cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

by von groovy August 4, 2017

Crayon Cock

A slender uncircumcised penis that happens to be the shape of a crayon.

Did you see that guys meat whistle, he's got a bad case of the crayon cock.

by cravecock December 15, 2010

Crayson

A boy with a huge ego.Many people dislike him as a person but like him for the things he do for the earth.

Hey that crayson is a dick

by Crayson September 6, 2017