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Weed Contract

Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.

step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.
I really didn't want to write my paper yesterday, so a packed a bowl and signed a weed contract for it. I got high AND got my paper done, it was awesome.
by Mr. Freasy May 15, 2011
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Contrastograph

A contrastograph is a paragraph that gives differences between two people, places, or ideas. The contrastograph takes the main ideas of the two things being contrasted and puts them into one paragraph.
Example of a Contrastograph
The north was against the institution of slavery, while the south needed slaves in their plantations because they werecrucial to the economy of the south.
by gaycheeks December 1, 2011
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Contrasturbation

A portmanteau word, comprised of words "contrast" and "masturbation". The word means to give way more value/relevance to different things, just because of their contrastful nature. The contrast may show itself in many ways, such as opinions which go against "the norm", or even drawing something cute as "badass". It is a phenomenon typically occuring in art, but also within perceptions of people.
-Mark is always talking about how everybody should throw away their money and live in the wild. What do you think got into him?
-Contrasturbation. That's what got into him.
by Local intellectual November 29, 2021
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Contrasturbation

A portmanteau word, comprised of words "contrast" and "masturbation". The word means to give way more value/relevance to different things, just because of their contrastful nature. The contrast may show itself in many ways, such as opinions which go against "the norm", or even drawing something cute as "badass". It is a phenomenon typically occuring in art, but also within perceptions of people.
-Mark is always talking about how everybody should throw away their money and live in the wild. What do you think got into him?
-Contrasturbation. That's what got into him.
by Local intellectual November 29, 2021
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Contrastatious

Being against the act of standing.
Adjective
Man I’m really Contrastatious right now.
by That shredded cheese March 22, 2022
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Contrastep

The brief moment when two people walking toward each other move to the same side simultaneously, unintentionally mirroring each other's step.
He were walking towards each other and had a contrastep for a brief moment.
by Triyan December 6, 2025
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contaste

like (contest) When two guys make a bet of who has the best tasting filling when it comes to receiving oral pleasure from a girl, and they make a wager to find out what the girl thinks.
"Dude, she would give me oral pleasure way before she would give it to you. Let's have a contaste"
by Berrdawg January 15, 2008
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