Colorado Twinkie

While performing anal intercourse, the receiver begins to defecate as the penetrator reaches orgasm, filling the log of fecal matter with semen, forming a semen filled fecal log, the "Twinkie"

We were doing anal and she started shitting on my dick, I couldn't help but give her a Colorado Twinkie

by Creamytatertot September 28, 2017

colorado avalanche

The solo masturbation technique which entails lying on your back with your ass in an elevated position in relation to your head, and proceeding to ejaculate onto ones stomach and allowing the semen to percolate and slowly slide down their chest into their eagerly awaiting windpipe. This technique then can also be combined with the spurting motorboat technique, which is the act of spraying semen all over yourself while making a motorboat action.

Dude did you hear about Bogart? His mom found him in his room solo-reversed-doggie-style, covered in jizz after he drowned himself performing a colorado avalanche. I think he died choking while trying to bathe himself with a spurting motorboat hosedown.

by saltybirdman September 9, 2019

Colorado Cologne

slang for the smell of marijuana

even if you can smell the colorado cologne on someone, it's legal as long as they've got the card!

by zantheman November 24, 2011

Colorado Starbucks

A Marijuana dispensary. They line the streets in Denver like Starbucks do in every other city.

The first thing I'm gonna do when my flight lands is find a Colorado Starbucks.

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

Larkspur Colorado

The coolest place on plant earth. If you are one with nature and loves wildlife, Larkspur is the place for you! It's a small town full of people of all ages, if your looking for a good place to party or just chill, it will be in the Lark, as the natives like to call it. Deer are seen nearly every day on the sides of the roads and in the summer, bears are seen occasionally. Pine trees surround every inch of the land and everything is a beautfiul sight. Many people that don't know Larkspur say it's boring, but the fun is right under their nose. There are local waterfalls that are within walking distance from most Larkspurians. There are also off road dirt trails and an abandoned mine! There is always something new to do in Larkspur if you just have a little fun searching for it.

i don't understand, Larkspur Colorado

by LammberAmmy July 30, 2011

colorado rockies

Act of shiting on a women chest, and haveing her rub her titis toether while you rub your cock in between them creating a beautiful brown mountain scape.

I colorado rockies my girl and then had her lick my chocolate cone.

by kel rock September 22, 2006

Colorado Omelette

Slang for an abortion administered by frontiersmen during the migration west in the 1800's.

Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.

by Allen Patrick Wagner February 13, 2012