A cockblock or cock-blockthat it spells/feels like the end of the world.
Can only really be applied if the cockblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.
Can only really be applied if the cockblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.
by Robbie Best January 16, 2008
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The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.
A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
by it0r! March 1, 2010
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Ryan: Not at all Gary was being such a Cockblockula! Dude he totally kicked off the Cockblocalypse.
Ryan: Not at all Gary was being such a Cockblockula! Dude he totally kicked off the Cockblocalypse.
by P.S. Foolish June 13, 2011
Get the Cockblockula mug.Person of usually male gender that enjoys riding a cock. The Cockjockey is more often than not very promiscuous.
In the past week He's ridden the cock of at least ten guys I don't even know the name of. Could he be more of a Cockjockey?
by Ironcastle December 9, 2008
Get the Cockjockey mug.The Cockblockster is a well-known signature created and performed by CAW wrestler, Stalker. The move has the opponent positioned in the corner, facing the front, while the wrestler then proceeds to do a clothesline to the opponent in the corner, pushes the opponent to the middle of the ring, and then performs a roll through into a blockbuster.
The name "Cockblockster" came from a botch that was made by GEW's Brian Cooper on commentary at RSW's Destined For Glory when he accidentally fumbled and mixed the words, "Clothesline" and "Blockbuster" together while Stalker was performing his signature, which was then misinterpreted by GTT's John Baker as the "Cockblockster". This singular moment would make Stalker have a boost in popularity in CAW due to the funny nature of the signature name. Ever since then, Stalker would remain to have the Cockblockster in his moveset and it would eventually expand with Stalker performing different variations of a blockbuster but still holding onto the name.
The Cockblockster also won an award for the best signature/finisher names of 2020.
The name "Cockblockster" came from a botch that was made by GEW's Brian Cooper on commentary at RSW's Destined For Glory when he accidentally fumbled and mixed the words, "Clothesline" and "Blockbuster" together while Stalker was performing his signature, which was then misinterpreted by GTT's John Baker as the "Cockblockster". This singular moment would make Stalker have a boost in popularity in CAW due to the funny nature of the signature name. Ever since then, Stalker would remain to have the Cockblockster in his moveset and it would eventually expand with Stalker performing different variations of a blockbuster but still holding onto the name.
The Cockblockster also won an award for the best signature/finisher names of 2020.
Two goated individuals doing commentary for GTT: Warchain S2 E22 during the Stalker vs. Will O Connor Match.
APH: I've been telling you this, he's been showing his moves with the flippy maneuvers but he has been a little bit of a technician too, have you been seeing?
John Baker: Oh yeah. WAIT. Stalker. He's going, he's going for it! COCKBLOCKSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
APH: Jesus Christ! I HATE THAT MOVE, THAT MOVE NAME IS TERRIBLE.
John Baker: It's not even the end!
APH: There you go! That's what you get for having move called the cockblocker. It doesn't even end the match.
APH: I've been telling you this, he's been showing his moves with the flippy maneuvers but he has been a little bit of a technician too, have you been seeing?
John Baker: Oh yeah. WAIT. Stalker. He's going, he's going for it! COCKBLOCKSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
APH: Jesus Christ! I HATE THAT MOVE, THAT MOVE NAME IS TERRIBLE.
John Baker: It's not even the end!
APH: There you go! That's what you get for having move called the cockblocker. It doesn't even end the match.
by JayIsYourHomie August 12, 2021
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(v) Its 4:59 pm and your about to finish work for the day just then the phone rings it’s your boss who wants to talk to you for a "few minutes" your boss is "clockblocking".
(v) Its 4:59 pm and your about to finish work for the day just then the phone rings it’s your boss who wants to talk to you for a "few minutes" your boss is "clockblocking".
Dude, just as I was leaving from work my boss called and kept me on the phone for forty-five minutes..he is always clockblocking me.
by TheRealMcCoy August 3, 2009
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