Coat Jacking.

When one's coat goes missing from a public place except the coat that is gone missing was worse than the coat that is left for you to take..

You go into a hair salon. Take off your coat and hang it up. Then when you are leaving you put your coat back on. Next you reach into your pocket to find your ipod. While doing so you realize your coat is softer. Then you notice the zipper is different. Then you finally notice that it is not your coat but instead a very similar and newer coat of the same brand. You go back into the hair salon and your actual coat is no where to be found. But wait, you have the newer coat. Therefore this coat jacking has resulted in you getting the better deal. Coat jacking... somebody is going home in a new coat.

by Coat-jacker9000 January 10, 2012

coat hanger

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies

omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger

by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022

liquor coat

The warmness you feel after drinking; not needing a coat/jacket because you have been drinking.

Hey you taking a jacket?
Nah, I'm tryna get drunk so I'll have my liquor coat on

by Surya December 29, 2015

rubber coat

Slang for a bulletproof vest

Exp used in the song My Buddy by G-Unit "He ain't never been broke he glitchless and so reliable I bought him a rubber coat for Christmas,inferred beam and a scope for distance."

by PPButtHead September 20, 2018

Jew coat

Thick body hair (specific to a male) that encompasses the full length of the arms, chest, back, and neck, in such a way that it looks as if the male is wearing a coat.

Ari wore a t-shirt to the pool party because he's got quite a Jew coat.

by Matzo Goldstein March 25, 2013

dogs in coats

Multiple dogs in coats

Woah, did you see those dogs in coats?

by Dogs in coats February 20, 2021

the coat god

The God of Coats that enjoys playing games. and can wear 9 coats in the summer. this person is awesome.

EVERYBODY RUN ITS THE COAT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Coat God January 28, 2015