Carcert

Listening to a Live concert CD in your car while driving.

Girl: I don't want to get out of my car! I'm in the middle of a great carcert!

by Lazy A March 9, 2009

carchaeology

The science of excavating your automobile from its uncovered parking spot after one or more snowstorms.

"I expect to get my Masters in carchaeology this week in DC."

by SalilM February 11, 2010

carcoholic

a person who drives under the influence of alcohol. Also used as an adjective.

1. Stern action needs to be taken against carcoholics. They contribute to road accidents.
2. I cannot put up with your carcoholic behaviour.

by uttam maharjan October 14, 2010

Carcoholic

somone who chronicaclly drives drunk.

my friend who is a carcoholic shows up to work drunk and his job is a long haul truck driver.

by jacksondragon32 November 21, 2010

Carcass

The act of falling asleep in an awkward position because you were too drunk and or stoned to make it to bed.

Ryan: "Where's Robert? I brought more beer."

Jake: "He carcassed on the couch, he got too baked."

by Laterza August 8, 2012

Carco-Polo

A game in which you forget where you parked your car, so you walk around the lot hitting the lock button on your key fob so you can home in on the sound of the honking.

"Man, parking at the mall is crazy at Christmas. I had to play Carco-Polo for 30 minutes before I found my car."

by Bogombo Snuffbox December 16, 2013

Carcalfa

When you annoy your friend about being a vegan. Then she hates u. Then she tells you to stop the nonsense. But you don't. So you tell her to die in breast milk.

I'm a carcalfa

by The Person who knows what's up November 4, 2016