chotch in the crotch

When someone is being a total "pain in the ass" and won't leave you alone.

Fuck off! You're being a total chotch in the crotch.

by CoolKidCasey March 16, 2017

chotu488

The greatest of all time

Michael Jordan is the chotu488 of basketball

by Edpfan488 November 25, 2021

Chotch

A used rubber or condom.

When I was done having sex I took off my chotch and flushed it down the toilet.

by Chotchmonster1994 April 16, 2010

chotch

People who don't understand that they're making up meanings for words. Also, people who use words that don't really/shouldn't really exist.

A bunch of chotches wrote definitions of 'chotch' in the urban dictionary.


p.s. see the entry for goatse

by hateful bilbo with the scooting rifle fly. or phreyan November 17, 2003

chotch

An overconfident male who delights in exhibiting his genitles to other males in attempt to gain acceptance. A chotch will also persue females with the foreknowledge that they are a cock tease.

Dale, the chotch of the century, went down on Meghan well aware that she was not willing to stick her thumb in his ass or even play with his balls.

by dancablam September 14, 2003

Chotch

A word that can be used for anything indescribable, usually an insult.

That guy is such a chotch.

by Kinko Vakowski April 8, 2006

cocky chotch

a person who believes themselves to be "all that"...their pompous walk, popped collar, and jeans with holes, and cocky attitudes give them away.

" hey everybody come see how good I look!"

signed, cocky chotch

by Drew from Campbell County July 29, 2008