Pre-Cheating

The act of purposely flirting with someone even though you are currently in a relationship.

Sara: "Did you hear that Kati was totally flirting with that foreign guy on the European field trip?"
Danae:"Wait isn't she dating Chris?:
Sara:"Yes, she is totally pre-cheating!"

by Vance Freeman December 24, 2010

cheating

(v) the act of becoming an immoral bastard, and betraying the one you love...-----unless youre presented with the opportunity to bang it out with Frames' lead, GLEN HANSARD on the side. sole exception.

"cheating?! i am faithful to you!!! ...the fact im ontop of glen at the moment is fair game and allows that statement to be true. so... FACE!!"

by d.j.clap August 3, 2007

Chexting

Texting while attending or being within a church.

He was chexting me this morning while he was at mass; apparently the homily was really good

"The girl next to me in my pew is falling asleep, I'm chexting to stay awake!"

by aballer91 March 18, 2010

cheating

what happens when the girl in the relationship is a clingy, overprotective bitch. he will get sick of her and most likely cheat on her because he cant handle her craziness anymore

She caught him cheating on her with me. Then she went ape shit on his ass.

by suckitttttttt January 12, 2010

cheatingly

Not in the spirit of fair play

Are you doing that properly, or are you doing it cheatingly?

by Andrew Kisby September 18, 2006

Cheetling

The act of fingering a girl with Cheeto residue (aka cheetle) on your fingers.

We were cheetling last night and now she has a UTI.

by Smrt Teacher August 11, 2022

treasure chesting

1. beat someone's face in so badly that he or she has a golden or silver tooth removed from his or her mouth.
2. Also when you fart so hard you cause feces to escape your bowels unintentionally.

1. Did you hear Ben was treasure chesting Liam and got three gold teeth.
2. Me and my freind were in a fart contest and I treasure chested.

by afrobillyshoes July 6, 2010