When you smuggle in your own alcohol to a restaurant in order to get your date drunk without having to pay a lot. Tell her to order just a soda then add in the alcholol you smuggled in. Saves lots of money and the drinks kick in very quickly.
Waiter brings you a soda. Once the area is clear of all staff you pour in a generous amount of alcohol, proceed to get wasted off just one "coke" for $2 and are now you and your date are considered cheap bitches. Leave stumbling and see what happens next.
(make sure you hide your drink or put it on the opposite side of the table as the waiter. This will ensure that they dont take it and give you a "fresh" refill")
(make sure you hide your drink or put it on the opposite side of the table as the waiter. This will ensure that they dont take it and give you a "fresh" refill")
by when going broke goes right September 30, 2009
Get the cheap bitchmug. if a male askes you if your down for cheap thrills he is basically asking you to fuck for free. if you're looking for a good man he is not the one bc he is only with the fuckery!!!
by weezy & tiffany =) January 26, 2009
Get the cheap thrillmug. 
A valuable lesson learned from a mistake that could've lead to something much worse happening, but was basically cost-less that time.
Sarah learned a cheap lesson when she left her dorm room door unlocked on accident and a drunk stranger came in and slept in her room. Luckily, they were just lost, but someone with worse intentions could've come in.
by Leodarp April 23, 2020
Get the Cheap lessonmug. Guy1: Man, that product was so fast and cheap to use!
Guy2: Damn, it was that fast and cheap? That sounds like my hooker!
Guy2: Damn, it was that fast and cheap? That sounds like my hooker!
by CUMSE February 22, 2021
Get the fast and cheapmug. by jackerinoflino July 3, 2017
Get the Cheap stonemug.