gnarls in charge

whenever something extremely burly goes down that is so huge its even bigger than gnarly and is in referance to the 80's sitcom charles in charge

that sunburn on that dude is gnarls in charge

by trixxy b damned May 15, 2006

Service Charge

The expectation of one's date, male or female, to receive an additional gift of monetary value for providing sexual favors during or after a date. A Service Charge occurs when money has already expended over the course of a date. For example, after an individual pays for an expensive dinner, concert tickets, or other dating event and his or her date expects an additional gift of monetary value after putting out during or after the date. For example, the expectation flowers, jewelry or other gift be provided the next day for his or her sexual performance.

Shanttai: Hey girlfriend! How was your date with Jerome last night?
Lisa: Oh it was great. He took me to dinner at Morton's and then the Bruno Mars concert!
Shanttai: Oh that sounds expensive!
Lisa: That was just the first part. I tagged his ass for a Service Charge.
Shanttai: So you put out too?
Lisa: Oh yea! He owe's big. I can barely walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode February 11, 2014

in charge

To be really, really drunk. Obnoxiously so, whether amusing or irritating.

"Man, last night you were totally in charge. I'd be surprised if you remember any of it."

by SweetTalker82 October 8, 2009

Ticketmaster Convenience Charge

the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.

The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."

by mind the gap October 14, 2011

Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole

Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker

by Your mom April 28, 2004

ghost charge

When a handheld electronic device tells you it has a full charge when really it has less.

Sally: How did my phone go from 100% to 86% in five minutes!?
John: Sounds like a ghost charge.

ghost charge ghost charge

by MegaPenguin3000 February 23, 2014

glorious charge

A charge against an enemy army that out numbers you 1 to 5

General: Charge!!!
Soldier: were doing a glorious charge?
General (while running): yes!
*All the soldiers charging were hit by bullets*

by oscarnout July 17, 2016