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Café Owner Anti

- People who hate the group of twitter stans who call themselves café owners.
- There’s not really a reason for this, except that they’re jealous of not being included. So sad.

- Obsessed with tweeting about how the café owners are a disease and have no lives, but apparently don’t have enough of a life for themselves to stop tweeting about them.

- Get weirdly annoyed by two word phrases.
“no i don’t think you understand... i’m a café owner anti... i’m obsessed with the café owners.”
by CaféCultist June 1, 2019
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Dude 1: What's up man? Dude 2: Nothing, just streaming to Caffeine.tv some good old Half Life 2.
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The abrupt and painful removal of all sources of caffeine from one's life, resulting in withdrawal symptoms akin to a person who has lost all meaning in their existence.
After realizing the detrimental effects of excessive caffeine consumption, John decided to undergo a caffeinectomy. Now, he wanders through life in a perpetual state of tiredness, questioning the purpose of his existence with every yawn.
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'Chuey bent over in the locker room and I was staring right at his ojo cafe."
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roma cafe

Coffee shop located on the southwest corner of 13th street and College Ave. in Boulder, Colorado where smelly fucking hipsters play hackie sac, slack line, listen to phish and string cheese incident, and act super alternative with their grungy flannels
Bro, I wish i had a case of Semtex grenades to throw at those fucking hipsters outside of roma cafe
by McMurkenstein April 5, 2011
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