caramel

calling someone “caramel” is the same as calling them stupid or just overall annoying. Most commonly used against anyone named “Afriend”

afriend : hi guoys!!!1!1!1!1
me : shut up you caramel monkey
guy : shut up you mad caramel
afriend : guys we should play fisch!1!1!1!1!
me : shut up afriend
guy : shut up you extra caramel ice cream
afriend : *dies*

by ThatFellaSpear July 5, 2025

caramel tip

Faecal matter stuck to the end of a penis following unclean anal sex.

A: I have cleaned up down there, and I'm ready to go...
B: Good, I don't want a caramel tip!

by bigjizzyg November 5, 2017

Caramelized

To be so charmed, dazzled and bewitched that your capacity of logic and reasoning is significantly lowered.

To be so high on Oxytocin and Endorphins, that your mind and body are temporarily retarded, and your defense systems weakened and paralized.

- “Did you really forget our plan to go to Albufera and La Diva yesterday?”
- “Yeah sorry i’ve been caramelized all day”

- “Did you seriously give that bich our Netflix and spotify account?”
- “ Sorry man, she caramalized me?”

by whatupdocc February 24, 2024

Caramel Pond

A state of mind where you are overcome with a feeling of numbness and every movement feels slow, like it would if you were to be stuck in a pond of caramel. It has no feeling of euphoria as a drug might and is closer to a sweet sadness.

Carol tried to run out the door, but couldn't get the energy she needed and like she was stuck in a caramel pond.

by lnclndglsdb8 October 30, 2017

Caramel Onion

Something which seems to be good at first, like a caramel onion at first appearing like as a caramel apple, which then turns out to be bad or disappointing when you engage with it, like when you bite into a caramel onion and find out that it is not, in fact, a caramel apple.

Diablo IV is a caramel onion.

Not sleeping for 34 hours straight is a caramel onion.

by ars blasta December 27, 2023

caramels

Refers to rocks of crack cocaine with a yellowish hue, better than white rocks because white is cut with baking soda and yellow with ammonia

He spends his paycheck on caramels, no wonder he's in debt
I dumped my ex after I found out she was on the caramels

by 345rtg3dd July 31, 2021

caramels

Caramels is a term for crack (cocaine) rocks with a yellowish tinge
Yellow crack rocks are considered higher quality than white rocks because white rock is when it is cooked with baking soda and yellow is ammonia

I have some caramels with me, do you want to smoke them?
He fell down the wrong path, started buying caramels from his friends

by 345rtg3dd July 31, 2021