Condom

The thing your parents should've used.

"Damn, I should've used a condom last night."

by averagetauntkiller February 28, 2022

Condom

Condom, cockcoozie, kidnapper what ever your you call them your parents wished they used them.

I forgot to use a condom when i banged your mom last night so say hi to your sister for me

by Nexus the memer May 9, 2022

Condom

Delete us the fetus

Condom means baby go bye bye

by Obsidian knight June 27, 2022

condom

a term often called a rubber sock

i made him put the condom on before doing it

by gay_kaiden December 6, 2022

Condom

Use a goddamn rubber for your dick to enjoy a night with a hoe

Hoe: Aughhh HARDER DADDY *MOANS"
BABY PLZ FASTER, DONT STOP * MOANS LOUDLY"
Condom

by Pullout_thelongstickforhoes December 26, 2022

condom

Something that makes sucking hard.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.

Woman: Did you bring the condom?
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!

by cowtopus January 9, 2023

Condom

Balloon but protection

Shit my condom lemme go get it real quick then we'll make sex with no mistakes~

by uhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuuuuhuhuhuhuhuh December 2, 2023