Definitions by cowtopus

condom

Something that makes sucking hard.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.

Woman: Did you bring the condom?
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!

condom by cowtopus January 9, 2023

Penis 

The most delicious thing you will ever devour

*moan* your penis is soooo yummy... I'll see you tonight for another meal!

Penis by cowtopus January 9, 2023

No Cap 

Not lying or no lies

Dang gurl, yo trunk be lookin just as fine as yo face. And yo face look as pretty as Kate Upton!

Tell the truth man! No cap!

No Cap by cowtopus June 17, 2022