comfort doll

One who soaks up the physical benefits of pleasure like a basset hound sopping wet milk off the floor with his ears

or:

A miniature figure of a person created out of cloth, given to the people of AIDS-torn Africa through the charity organizations World Vision, ICross and Save the Children

"she said she wanted me to squeeze her until her eyeballs popped out of her head. that's how i knew she was one of those comfort dolls."

or:

"We used the comfort dolls in place of the usual plastic padding inside the boxes of HIV medication"

by Al J December 27, 2007

Comfort 20

Those extra pounds people put on when they're in a comfortable relationship

Sarah's got a little muffin top goin' on since she moved in with Jason, she's put on a comfort 20.

by Dr. Bubba April 1, 2012

comfort fuck

noun
A fuck a girl gives just once to a guy who is totally enamoured with her. Usually thrown to him.

Joe was head over heels with Rebecca. She threw a him a comfort fuck last night.

by Anon135813 November 14, 2020

Comfort Sex

Casual unprotected sex, followed by a facial in which the eye lids are stuck together with cum.

Mike fucked her bare back then shot his load in her face sticking her eyes together. He had comfort sex with that tramp.

by Ralph Harris June 19, 2008

Comfort blanket

When a guy lands in the friendship zone, but continues to hope he will break on through to the other side, but never will.

A guy who hangs around a girl giving her companionship while he feels his emotional needs aren't satisfied.

Joe has been friends with Mindy forever, but wishes they were more than friends. He's a comfort blanket, cause it's never going to happen.

by Craigski August 21, 2013

comfort character

Meredith Grey is my comfort character

she makes me feel safe <3

Meredith Grey is my comfort character

she makes me feel safe <3

by gray_ October 11, 2021

Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.

Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!

by CyberNixon February 26, 2011