Caloocan

A place in Metro Manila; Usually depict as the word "Kalokohan" (Joke) since they are similarly sound.

Basta talaga mga pinoy magaling pagdating sa Caloocan

by pautanginamopo February 24, 2022

calorie shaming

Calories shaming is someone fit or in shape, point out to you that you shouldn't eat something based on the number of calories that are in the food or drink. Don't get a large drink, it has 350 calories, get a medium, it has 250. You just had breakfast, you don't need the extra calories.

don't order a double cheeseburger, you don't need the calories. Quit calorie shaming me. Mom's and frienemies are the worst at calorie shaming

by Deadmoneyps August 22, 2022

bomb calorimetry

intake of a high calorie, yet satiating meal.

yo I just did some bomb calorimetry at that Mexican restaurant, gonna need a nap now.

by ricecube March 25, 2013

Phantom Calorie

aka Ghost Calorie, when someone engages in a strict diet but still gets fat.

'She's been on like a diet since like 2002, wtf is wrong with those like phantom calories.' - Elaine

by 'Filthy Mortal Child' July 28, 2018

Haley and Calob

One of the cutest couples you'll ever meet. They're the couple that single people look at and say, "Can they show each other off any more obviously?" They'll say that Haley is either too good for Calob or is a fake bitch, but Calob don't put up with that shit! Calob will fight anyone who disrespects his girl, and because of this, Haley gets really worried about him. Haley needs constant attention that Calob is willing to give, even in public!

"Is that Haley and Calob?"

"Yeah, it must be them. Look at how they're showing each other off."

"Ugh, I wish I had a relationship like Haley and Calob do."

by BiggThiccDiccBilly April 13, 2018

caley

A ringlet of hair when really bouncey.

Ronald played with Melissa's Caley.

by delilah butt February 1, 2007

CallyAlly

The gayest twitch streamer of all time.
Like I’ve never seem a twitch streamer be that gay in all my years
I mean I guess shes also a png tuber and is really sweet and amazing but DAMN SHE IS GAY AS HELL

Person A: Holyshit is that CallyAlly?!
Person B: Hell yeah it is!
Person A: Damn she really is the gayest streamer
Person B: you got that right

by saltysharki March 25, 2023