crate

Any container, made of any substance, utilized to house or hold a pet.

Husband: "We'll have to move Ollie's cage..."
Wife: "For the last time, it's not a cage, its a Crate!"
Husband: "Have you seen this? This is a cage if I ever saw one!"
Wife: "No, it's a crate."
Husband: "This is not a crate. Crates are the wooden boxes dinosaurs come in."
Wife: "Only an idiot would trust a dinosaur to stay in a wooden box."

by Jasonion July 23, 2013

Crater face

Someone who has scars covering their face caused by past acne.

When people refuse to practice good hygiene and scratch at acne they become a crater face.

by Ash Trey :D April 10, 2009

cratting

chatting while taking a poop.

I just ate some taco bell so I'm cratting to you on the phone.

by spilkgirl11 June 19, 2010

anal crater

A crater that forms in one's anus, usually from sticking foreign objects inside of it.

Can you believe the anal crater that Marty got from the bottle that Kirk inserted into him? It's got to be over 3 feet in diameter!

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

cratches

Meaning male pelvic area, consisting of balls, penis, hair, everything in the front.

Stop looking at my cratches bitch.

by dj32089 November 1, 2008

Crath

An idiot or someone who is very stupid

You're such a crath for buying those shoes

by 1234sexy November 21, 2012

crattie pooster

crattie pooster as you all know it comes from the movie "pootie tang" and it means "pimp"

I am the biggest crattie pooster in all of the land.

by me! January 5, 2005