buttdar

A form of radar that goes off when a gay man is near a straight guy.

I was in the shower at the gym and I dropped the soap. My buttdar went off so I didn't pick it up.

by Slop jar full of nuts February 21, 2014

buttdrunk

When one experiences temporary memory loss due to glancing at another person's ass.

After being slapped by my coworker, I asked her "What was that for?" She replied, "You were staring at my ass!" I must have been buttdrunk cause I do not recall seeing that booty.

by Elac Mimerz August 19, 2016

Butterdawg

A user on this site known for absolutely nothing and has no life

Butterdawg is a sad lifeless person who amounts to nothing.

by Butterdawg January 4, 2021

Queen Buttrix

An Urban Dictionary "contributor" who only puts political things out.

Guy 1: Who's Queen Buttrix
Guy 2: A little cunt, she always puts her politics into everything. She named herself like that because of her non-existent ass.
Guy 1: That sounds bad. Oh well, let's clap her until she's raw.

by Weaponized Dank Ootism January 9, 2019

butterd

when you're "everyone knows it's butters"ed

woah.. you just got butterd...

by professor chaos May 23, 2003

buttad

this is someone who tries to read what people have written on the butt of their pants, but reads something totally different than what it really says.

this guy named evan thought this really hot girls pants said, "danger" when it really said "dancer." this is someone who can't read well so they are called a buttad because he can't read this girls pants. So this person was embarassed for being so stupid, but he tried to make it by saying it was a joke. the joke was ot funny!

by happypeanut November 9, 2005

Buttdialed

When you try to call your buddy in prison and his phone is in temporary storage in his butt.

"Honey, who are you trying to call?" "I just buttdialed Joe in prison, for real."

by Turk 153 September 17, 2016