brobosexual

when a hobo lathers suntan lotion on to the back of another hobo.

brobo, how comfortable are you as a brobosexual, cause my back could use some latherin'

by theinternetisfunny July 5, 2009

brobra

A scary-ass bro that looks like a freaking cobra.

Dude, that jacket made me soil my pants. You look like a brobra.

by TheEqualizer August 3, 2009

brobecue

noun.
A barbecue, planned, put on, or attended, by bros. This may be a special occasion, or simply dinner. This is a main social gathering for bros, since there is NOTHING else to do in areas where they typically reside.
Note: "Being Extreme!" is not something to do.

"We wanted to reserve the clubhouse for a graduation party, but it was already reserved for the nightly brobecue"

by bycrom February 8, 2009

Brobbery

Bribing someone and then beating the shit out of them and stealing the bribe back.

-I was playin The Godfather on XBox the other day and i totally capped an FBI agent after I bribed him to end a mob war.
-WHAT?! You committed brobbery? Dude, you're such a BAMF.

by bob weoddababyeetsaboy January 12, 2009

Broboxian

An adjective describing someone as being of the OOTB.

My father was of Broboxian Descent.

by Bromomancer_Prometheus February 8, 2009

brobershop

A barbershop run by white guys in their 20s and 30s who effect a Guido style or similar faux-macho prettyboy bullshit. Everyone who works there has geometrical lines shaved into their head and facial hair, and a haircut runs you $30.00 minimum.

A place where you are most likely to hear the phrases, "Bro, that's sick!" or, "Yeah, I can do that tape-up for you."

"Fuck the brobershop, I'm getting my haircut at the old Italian guy's place down the road. I don't care if I have to walk five more blocks. I pay half the price and don't have to listen to Tiesto."

"Dude, I drove by the brobershop at 11pm. Swear to God, they were still in there listening to Tiesto and fistpumping."

"Pacha NYC keeps the brobershops in business."

by Abdallah Price February 24, 2013

Broback

An old Bro (throwback bro) Think of the old days with you and just your bros. These older bros usually sport a fake tan, cutoff T, athletic visor, almost hot girlfriend, and a "not to be fucked with" attitude. They usually show up when there is a some kind of game on TV involving monkeys throwing balls around.

brobackfrat brobro Bro Montana jock old bro little league dadlax

by Broseph of Arimathea August 31, 2013