Pussy-Branching

A man that has a relationship with a woman, but is always looking to up his situation with another woman.

Mark is pussy-branching is way to a new car!

by Seasoned monkey brancher April 1, 2024

Branching

Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children…

James and Addie’s secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.

by anonymous submission 2022 May 27, 2022

Branch

Branch, to take a giant shit or poop. Slag originated at Kimberly high school by high school football coach in 2010.

John was late for class because he was taking a branch.

by Michelle Naomi October 1, 2020

Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose

Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!

by GoonMaster11 February 28, 2024

billy rubans branch manager

an stupid person who believes their in charge of something.

Mike Palmer is a billy rubans branch manager.

by A.G.P. June 24, 2023

Branch hound

Someone who sexually pursues members of the military

Man 1: Any luck with Chelsea?
Man 2: Nah, I couldn’t get her even if I tried she’s a total branch hound.

by Nosaholic September 16, 2019

tramp branch

A slutty tree.

That bitch is a straight up tramp branch. You feel me?

by ProofPudding August 19, 2016