Emo blob 

Emo blob is an extremly fat emo which could be one of two "people" the Serbian Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson.

I'm glad you asked Billy for example:
Shirley: Do you see that Emo blob behind the mountain?
Sally: Of course, but is it the Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson?
Shirley: It's quite disgusting so I would guess Anna olsson.

Emo blob by An ex friend. May 28, 2007

Doing a Blob 

Purposefully removing oneself from a sexually pleasureable expierence.

"Man did you hear about Blob, doing a Blob? He totally backed out of having his dick sucked by a hot girl."

Doing a Blob by explicit x trollololol October 20, 2011

Defiant Blob

A regular MLIA commenters, tinychatter, and flockdrawian, recognized by a fair amount of people within the MyLifeIsAverage commenting community. As the name states, he is a defiant blob. Defiant Blob's interest include animation, OP bashing, and nomming apples.

Defiant Blob has been particularly defiant today.

Defiant Blob by Defiant_Blob November 15, 2010

On the blob 

A red alcoholic cocktail containing vodka, peach schnapps, cordial and raspberry served in a pint glass and red stained tissue in substitute for an umbrella. Contains the weekly recommended allowance of alcohol and sugar for a grown man in one week and may give you the shits the following day.

"I'm on the blob tonight"

On the blob by Mr BlobbyBlob December 28, 2011

joe blob

the result of a blow job, ie. hanging dribble uf spunk from your boyfriend's moustache

"hey marcus, you've got a lot of cum around your mouth, you look like joe blob!"

joe blob by raffeysod August 6, 2006

Gelatinous blob

1: A big thing of a jelly-like substance.
2: A really fat person or thing.

1: Silly putty
2: "Hey Greg, look at that gelatinous blob! He's really fat!"

Gelatinous blob by SuzanneOwnsYourLife November 7, 2006

blem blob 

The slang-term for porely performed oral sex.
The phrase originates from the sound one would imagine a girl would make when trying to say blow job during the very same act, as it would perfectly represent the failure of a blem blob.

holocaust lemon party

Man! All that build up just to get a lousy blem blob, I'm breaking up with Ashley

blem blob by kashootuptheschool March 28, 2017