Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019

Blob

Something with a simple, rounded shape, usually flacid, and sometimes with a simple face, the eyes being black dots and the mouth (if it has one) being a line

You are a pink blob inside a skeleton that is inside of a meat suit.

by starmaxt April 9, 2022

Blob Seal

An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.

Hey bitchass, you are such an annoying blob seal.

by TurtleLover6942069 February 12, 2021

Gobble blob

A blob of semen on a womans face after you pull out of her mouth just in time and ejaculate after a blow job.

"I was getting a blowjob last night, and she had a HUGE gobble blob after!!!"

by Fromage Frais. January 24, 2008

Bobby the blob

He his a round blob created by masterful Animator,RogerAnimates

Look,It’s Bobby The Blob

by Roger Animates September 2, 2022

bob blob blobbing

My neighbours wifi or hotspot we don't know.

Its 2am my WiFi stops working so I connect to my hot spot (my WiFis shitty pls ignore me) and we saw that.

"what the hell is a Bob blob blobbing."
"Someone's WiFi lol"

by Marzwasherez April 3, 2023

Goobily boobily blob

Thats when you, you know, yea

"Goobily boobily blob!!" "Jason you're family is worried" "Goobily boobily blob!!"

by Hahahahaajj September 5, 2022