Involves periods of elevated or irritable moods, alternating with periods of depression. 99.99% of the world's population calls this bi-polar disorder. The other 0.01% (aka- Charlie Sheen) call this "bi-winning".
by DaNerdling March 26, 2011
Get the Bi-winningmug. The act of being a winner at every end of the social spectrum. Similar to Bipolar, except way more awesome.
Charlie Sheen is not Bipolar, he's Bi-winning.
by GreenLantern8714 March 18, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".
Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.
Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?
(awkward pause)
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?
(awkward pause)
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 22, 2011
Get the Bi-winningmug. A disorder that causes you to get fired from your hit TV sitcom, start sleeping with porn stars and become addicted to cocaine.
A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus
A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus
by themotoboy April 2, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. by Drake Petra March 25, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. Winning in two or more areas of your life, at any given time. Or simply winning here and winning there.
Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent interview. The interviewer asked him if he was bipolar and he replied: "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning."
Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent interview. The interviewer asked him if he was bipolar and he replied: "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning."
by MichaelToTheJ March 27, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not
This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense
This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense
by Jubilator March 25, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug.