fanny beard

You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.

Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.

by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014

Tasty beard

A tasty beard is a very classy, dank looking beard.

"My mate, Reevelen, really has a tasty beard," she said.

by TastyBeard69 February 21, 2018

Beard Manly

A man who is ridiculously, absurdly, and undeniably manly with an awesome beard. Not a mustache, or goatee, or soul patch, a full on Grizzly Adams type beard.

That guy just punched an alligator in a throat while giving Chuck Norris a wedgie. He's Beard Manly!

by Beard Manly March 1, 2010

Beard Goggles

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.

I have some serious beard goggles for him!

by namepersonface August 10, 2014

beard salt

Beard salt is simply, the dandruff like material that falls out of a beard when it is agitated.

When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

tricolored beard

a uniquely colored beard which contains three different tones, usually red/orange/yellow or brown. Uncommon, but most often sighted on large males with red hair.

A tricolored beard is usually sported by a man of Norwegian extraction.

by Wally Petro October 15, 2008

Dick-beard

The hair on the bottom side of your penis but not on your ball sack. Also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.

If you don't shave your dick-Beard she won't want to blow you.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.

by Cadet wonder boy September 1, 2012