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Basketball Beep 

The distinct noise made by a common American household item. This often indicates the presence of an African American residing in said household. This sound can also be heard and misinterpreted as the iconic sound of a sneaker being skid across the Basketball court.
Bro 1: "Did I just hear a 'Basketball Beep' through the mic?"
Bro 2: *proceeds to obliterate the headsets of everyone in the CoD Lobby*
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basketball beep 

The audible notification of a smoke alarm that has a low battery.
All of the players on the team had to mute their microphones for remote learning this morning due to the constant basketball beeps from their smoke detectors.

Basketball Person 

KFC purple kool-aid hellcat SRT NBA
hello basketball Person would you like some fried chicken.

Basketball Community 

The basketball community is the circle of people who come together through their love for the game—whether it’s hooping at the rec, watching NBA games or talking about different players. It’s not only about playing; it’s about finding people who share the same passion and building connections that go beyond the court.
“Being part of the basketball community on campus gave me instant friends who hype me up during games and keep me in the loop on everything hoops-related.”
Basketball Community by Jack Perk September 9, 2025

college basketball capital of the world 

Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.
Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."

Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.

kiss a basketball boy day 

On October 31, girls this is your day to kiss a basketball boy;)
It’s kiss a basketball boy day. Let’s make out!

Bussy Basketball 

You put a ping pong ball into your asshole and shoot it into someone else’s butthole if they catch it with their anus they get a point
Me and Maddie played bussy basketball last week. She couldn’t catch the ball.
Bussy Basketball by Yeehaw boi March 2, 2019