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Bernhard

Bernhard is a name for just the toughest individuals in the world. In the name Bernhard is the word "hard" thats means that a Bernhard is a hard ass motherfucker. A Bernhard isn't afraid of someone and every women loves a Bernhard. The only fault that a Bernhard has is that he has a so large dick that most of the women die when they fucks a Bernhard.
*In a funeral*
"How did she die?"

"Bernhard."
by bernieboi September 12, 2018
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Berserk

Berserk is a long-running manga series written by Kentaro Miura in 1990 which is set in a medieval Europe-inspired fantasy world. The story centers around Guts, a mercenary with a very large sword and a dark past, Casca , his ill-fated lover and Griffith, Guts's former best friend, who betrayed him in order to become a powerful god-like demon.

The manga was adapted into a 25-episode anime series which covers Guts's origins with Griffith and Casca while they were members of a mercenary group called The Band of the Hawk. When Guts and Griffith's luck finally turns, the Band of the Hawk arc ends messily, and the series returns to the present day to show the deep-rooted effects of everything that happened in the previous arc.

The manga is a masterpiece in terms of storytelling and artwork with well-developed characters and an interesting fantasy setting. Think of it as a manga equivalent of "A Song of Ice and Fire".
"In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will."

-Berserk Anime Opening Narration
by lazyass247 March 20, 2013
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Berzerk

Eminems/Slim Shadys/Marshall Mathers COMEBACK SONG.
Sick Beat, check it oud.

Em goes berzerk.
Drake: Ey yo, Weezy, heard Berzerk yet?
Lil Wayne: Dude lets get the fuck Outta here, hes back.
by NKTE August 28, 2013
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Berbathlicism

-noun; The belief in dimitar berbatov. A new religion centred around the manchester united striker dimitar berbatov, a player who plays the beautiful game like no other; art, touch, grace, and a dash of improvisational flair combined to make a player of unrivaled skill.

Non-believers (antiberbathlicists) will argue that he is lazy due to his languid, laidback style, believers will tell you that this is simply his style and his touch, vision and ability to produce pieces of magic that others can only dream of set him apart from any other footballer.

Dimitar Berbatov has declared himself a loner, a perfectionist and an art lover. He is truly an enigma, a genius, a god walking amongst mere mortals and so a religion has been created in his honour.
Ignorant Fan: "Berbatov is such a lazy player!"

Knowledgeable fan: "You ignorant fool! His first touch is sublime, he is tactically aware and scores unbelievable goals, im even a member of Berbathlicism because the man's pure genius"
by dj lindog December 4, 2010
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bertstrips

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.
r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.
by Limess September 24, 2018
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Bertouch

Single guys' house, used in Moroccan Arabic.
Jebti titiza lbertouch a m3allem
by Titi et Fatou May 17, 2020
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Berried Delight

A piece of bakery, usually associated with a motivated man.
Guy 1: "Hey, want to get a bury the lig- I mean bury the lig- I mean bury the ligh- I mean berried delight?

Guy 2: "No, I hate you."
by ChaosClaw January 11, 2023
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