ansuman

Sociopath. Will lie/cheat/steal anything he can for absolutely no apparent reason. Known for staying up all night and releasing bowels once a week. Pathological liar of the worst kind that has the ability to prolong the life of a toothbrush for 10 years at a time. Also known as Rat, or THE Rat, or POS.

Person A: John, why is Tim being such a sneaky lying bastard lately?
Person B: He's pulling an Ansuman I think.

by Lalamela November 4, 2010

Asum Spasm

A spasm of the buttuck.... Vigorous twitching in the rear and this phenomona only occurs when the sufferer is disturbed or irritated by peers.

Chelsea: "I think we could all use a good grind and hand crank..."

Rob: "I agree lets do that."

Kasey: "You people make my ass twitch..." O___o

Chelsea: "Hoe shit, shes got the Asum spasm..."

by Sucktacular bacheler July 21, 2010

Awshum

Alison L.C's way of saying 'Awsome'.
She uses it a lot,often describing Lyndsey.C.

Gah,Lyndsey,Your hair is so awshum :

by AwshumnessXD March 27, 2009

ausum

People that can't spell and are obsessed with audio equiptment and computer programming would spell awesome this way.

Also, people that might be just a little bit autistic.

When I figured out how to beat Xearo on Nightmare, it was ausum!

by lulu01 June 11, 2006

assumption

the consumption of ass

Dude, make sure that ass is clean before assumption, or you might get e.coli

by dawalnuts July 15, 2009

assumptions

the mother of all fuckups.

Dont make assumptions or they will fuck you sideways

by Serbprince September 22, 2006

Assume

To make an ass out of you and me.

When FRANK and Jessica dont communicate effectively, constantly making ass u me (motions).

Assume.

by PineappleJuice February 22, 2015