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autistic man by wzrd101 May 24, 2025

Autistic wanna-be Voldemort 

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.

Autistic goonmonkey

It means that somebody is an Retard/Dumb and is acting like a masturbating ape too with no impulse control nor rational thoughts
John: Hey Brad
Brad: What?
John: your a fucking Autistic goonmonkey

autistic unicorn

a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose
i did the autistic unicorn on my boyfreind

'autistic' clickbait 

A phrase made by Sawtooth18 on Scratch, someone who makes these types of projects is obviously autistic, and/or it can grab an autistic person's attention.
'autistic' clickbait projects are usually grounding/ungrounding, alphabet/number-related projects, and other cartoony, colorful characters.
Example: search up "Klasky Csupo gets grounded" and you'll see those vids, also there are 2 or more characters, 1 thumbs up and the other thumbs down.
It’s just that the chance of them being neurodiverse is very high.
(No offense to autistic people, I'm autistic myself)
Lil' austin wanted to watch the Ipad, so mom gave him the Ipad. As he was watching, older bro, Narchy, saw him watching sound effects g major stuff and 'autistic' clickbait.(Since Lil' Austin was autistic himself) He had no idea who came up w/ these
'autistic' clickbait by sivorii August 24, 2025

Autistic Fatigue

A person is likely to be the following
1. Redditor
2. Discord Mod
3. ROBLOX player
4. Minecraft player
5. Fornite Player
6.Gooner
7. probably a Pedophile
8. Brony
9. Likes Sonic The Hedgehog
10. Chronically online
11. Has no girlfriend
12. Probably has an online Girlfriend
13. Probably an A.I Girlfriend
14. Has Sexual Fetishes
15. A furry
16. Very fat or skinny
17. A man who claims to be 6 foot but is probably 5'7
18. Hated by society
19. A kick streamer
20. Still laughs at memes from 20 years ago, no one is laughing in 2025.
21. Will fight with anyone who disagrees with them over politics.
22. Has very long greasy hair or is balding
23. Probably has acne
24. Probably named Dylan
25. Likely to be from Florida
Just imagine any kind of degenerative behavior you could think of, and it basically sums up what autistic fatigue
Autistic Fatigue by StupidFuckDude November 12, 2025