Asshike

Having to take a long trip to get some booty.

This jawn had me on an asshike this past weekend, it was worth it though.

by Usnvet215 October 9, 2019

asshat

when he/she, is being a dumbass, and instead of being a basic bitch, this word comes up in your head.

Jasmyn: did you hear Ashley slept with her uncle again?
You: Typical asshat.

by bitchtoldmenottousemypseudonym February 8, 2021

Musical asshat

To sit on someones Head and fart while they are bent over. also see asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.

Bill bent over to pickup a quarter so I gave him a musical asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

tasteless asscheek

When you want to insult someone in a humorous way but have no come backs.

This word was made up by a 13yr old girl in Lebanon, Oregon, Laura Isabel Gallegos.

Person 1: you know what your stupid.
Person 2: well your a tasteless asscheek

by Ladybug🐞 December 18, 2017

Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.

That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Asscho

Nachos made in the microwave instead of the oven.

*Microwave beep*

Tyler: "Hey Brandon the Asschos are done"

Brandon: "Kick ass!!!"

by MLGSneakyBeaver July 18, 2009

asscheeks and applesauce

When a situaion is bad(asscheeks) but a good thing(applesauce) happens, this event should be as awsome as possible

Your walking you step in shit and then Jessica Alba give you a blow job... after this you would say this is asscheeks and applesauce.

mean person: you suck
You: thats not nice
mean person: your right. im sorry take my car and allow my hot wife to give you the best head you've ever gotten in your life

by LewTastic xbox360 September 26, 2010