Aspey rage

The tantrums of a petulant child due to the rage cycle associated with Asperger's syndrome. Not to be confused with a Hissy fit or Tard shake

Little Stevie went into a full blown Aspey rage when we told him to clean off his desk.

by M Mac, RenaBhall, Fatty VM May 31, 2010

assphyxiation

The art of being choked or having one choke someone while having sex or just when you are about to cum

Sheena really enjoys assphyxiation while in the sack.

by Mike November 17, 2004

Homoerotic Asphyxiation

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation that occurs while watching gay pornography or while participating in a homosexual act.

Kevin: Dude did you hear about Shawn?
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.

by Billboard Baggins September 10, 2014

Aspyn

Aspyn's are typically short. They're crazy, funny, and weird. They will fight for their friends no matter what. Aspyn's tend to have a lot of friends too.

Noun: Aspyn is an amazing friend

by ——— October 25, 2018

asphyxicake

The act of suffocating oneself with a sufficient quantity of cake frosting. (Cake optional.)

The scheduling for this project is so absurd, I don't know what to do other than asphyxicake myself.

by fdfdcfdfdfictifire August 13, 2019

autoironic asphyxiation

When you work yourself to the point of being out of breath and you need a cigarette to catch it.

I had a smoker after my run and almost died of autoironic asphyxiation.

by HopeInABrokenJar October 7, 2021

Assphyxiated

When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.

Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!

Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.

by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010