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Amazome

Vicky and Gaby.
Those two are amazome.
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Amazon

A big godess, usually a BBW, they are tall and demanding. Sex with an amazon usually includes facesitting, foot worship, wrestling, and other ways of showing domination.
Once I walked into the room I seen that Mistress Amanda was gonna treat me as her sex slave. I dove to my knees and pleeded for mercy but she forced me to lick her feet clean; I had become her sex toy for pleasure. The BBW Amazon treated me like a pony and rode me everywhere.
by Amazon lover April 19, 2007
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Amazodaciouawesomelar

when something is the best it can ever be..... EVER
When I saw Ben Palmer for the first time in a year is was amazodaciouawesomelar!

Velociraptors are amazodaciouawesomelar at killing stuff.
by Calzie April 20, 2010
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Amazone

An amazone is a place that amazon can not ship to. The amazone has triggered many people.
Person: I will buy this
Amazon Alexa: Your location is an amazone.
Person: UGH!!!
by Bro-Fist123 May 8, 2019
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Amazonian Sleeping Bag

Its the same as a Hot Richard, except during the spoon position with the female party, when you are all cosey after savaging her beaten up gash, she queefs all over the man's tool. You will know when this is about to happen as the female vaginally inhales a pocket of air, which sounds like a sludgy sloppy vacuum cleaner put on reverse. The female will then commence to queef. It will make a similar sound to when you blow up a balloon and then let it go without tying it up. Ususally, and especieally after a session, a load of sludge and other offal from the walls of the female's minge will spew all over your unsuspecting dick and balls.
(1)
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....

Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)

Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...

(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.

Guy2: She didn't did she!?

Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.

Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?
by DerekBlazzo April 3, 2009
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Amazonian Brush Fire

When a man is having sexual relations with a woman and just before he ejaculates; he pulls out, lights the woman's pubic hair on fire, and then puts the flames out with his semen.
I kept telling my girlfriend to shave her massive bush or I would do something about it. She soon found out the fire extinguishing capabilities of semen as I performed an Amazonian Brush Fire.
by boshizzle13 February 2, 2010
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amazering

An adjective used to describe something that is more amazing than anything ever seen before in the existance of the entire universe.
Last night was amazering.
by Kevin December 6, 2003
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