Alan

the culmination of god, he is secretly omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a six-pack

damn bro is that Alan? man he looks nice

by Chinny Boi February 28, 2022

Alana

Beyond beautiful very smart and really short, Loves cheering, very goofy in person, takes her school work and future very seriously

Man I wish Alana was mine!
Alana is picture perfect!

by Zaskew4 July 26, 2016

Advanced Warfare

The golden turd of all games. Its awesome but shitty. Advanced Warfare is a game full of corner campers and players flying around the map. Also known as the easiest CoD made. This game has tons of overpowered guns and great customization.

Dude 1: Did you get Advanced Warfare?
Dude 2: Yea I love it.

by MtnW33dSkopez March 10, 2015

Alana

The hottest person I have ever met or become friends with. She is SO attractive and, to put it straight, I want to have her children.

I have had so many fantasies of her it just isn't funny. I NEED ALANA!

by GOBias Industries July 20, 2008

advanced walk of shame

Post coital venture home from childhood neighborhood wearing same ensemble as previous evenings scandalous romp with soiled sheets in tow.

Advanced walk of shame......Period, pee, shit....any bodily function not wished to be exhibited on new lovers bed-sheets.

by poppin tapioca May 16, 2010

advanced stupid

Advanced stupid is used when something is above and far beyond average stupidity.

Spongebob voice: This isn't your every day ordinary stupid, this is...advanced stupid.

by Smithing Jade April 22, 2016

Alan Shearer

The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face

Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me

by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016