Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.
“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
by TalkWhileIWalk June 5, 2018
Get the Bucky Alarm Clockmug. by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
Get the Alarm clockmug. Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock
*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024
Get the Palestinian alarm clockmug. by nigg er face March 18, 2015
Get the alarm clockmug. by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
Get the scottish alarm clockmug. by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021
Get the French Alarm Clockmug. The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit
1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up
2: Set an alarm clock
1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone
2: I'm here for you
2: Set an alarm clock
1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone
2: I'm here for you
by Broken toaster January 9, 2018
Get the Alarm clockmug.