after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.

Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!

by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016

After Foam

The Creamy Mixture of fanny batter and semen which congregate around a vagina after sex.

I shagged her and left her covered in after foam.

by Fack off I’m not doing it November 20, 2019

After-Puss

Slang for a female asshole

"I'm not trying to wind up no dad! I've got some ky, let me put it in your after-puss instead, girl! I'll go slow I promise"

by Purveyor of Fine Memes February 18, 2020

After corona

a term introverts use to get out of social events planned during quarantine. synonyms "inshallah"

"we should go to a club after corona "

by THE 1.2.8 June 11, 2020

after whore

1) When someone or something is so incredibly used this is the most extreme analogy you can use

2) A lifetime prostitute who is hitting her late 50s after a hard life of tobacco, alcohol and suntanning.

Those bikes they rent at that shop are so used- don’t rent them - they are worn out worse than an after whore out in Reno.

by schmuckaneers October 18, 2018

After-nuding

To have a nude afternoon together with good company, picnics, beach walks and other shenanigans. In particular relevant as part of the nudist community

Hey, let's go after-nuding together?

by Wildboltstorm October 6, 2020

The Wednesday After That

A 'polite' way of calling somebody a twat. Often used in response to C U Next Tuesday.

"Hey, C U Next Tuesday!"
"Yeah, or The Wednesday After That"

by Arnoldopolis December 28, 2007