Aslång Whiskey

The mythical Whiskey, created from the very blood of the gods. Aged for at least one Kalpa (4.32 Billion Years) and with a half-life of 3000 years it is the strongest whiskey ever discovered. There is only one bottle in existence, reaching far above the atmosphere of the Earth. The title can also be used when someone asks a question which requires an answer of unutterable volume.

-"Dude, how much rocket fuel do they need to fly to the moon?
-"About a half of an Aslång whiskey I suppose!"

by Brewer of the gods May 27, 2010

asaptical

(adv) To be done in a hurry or in a short amount of time, asap

We have to leave asaptical.
You need the money tomorrow, I'll get it to you asaptical.
I can finish this bullshit assignment asaptical.

by Bro Jones June 14, 2010

ASAP

As Soon As Possible

'come to mine ASAP'

by chippyrat July 21, 2018

alapan

Just AlaDa like alapan,the legend himself

It's me Alapan Paria the person you have been looking for.

by Aladon November 25, 2021

Aalap

It pertains to one of the tones in singing in marathi

aaAAAAAaaaaAAAAaa AAAaaaaa aaaa aaaaaaAAAAAaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaaaaaa albela sajan aayo reeeeeeeee

by Tanmay February 23, 2005

Apslap

To get slapped by an Algerian Penis.

Dude, somebody apslapped my car!

by Byron Kozmjcski May 14, 2004

ALAP

Awesome Like A Possum

An internet term, mostly popular for the sole reason that it rhymes.

It means "awesome" basically.

Billy: Oh dude you should chill at mah hizzouse this weekend, I'm having a bon fire and a Halo party.
Miguel: ALAP, I'll see you there

by Mrpockets May 23, 2008