Goober

A person who comes off as being a tough a tough individual on the outside , but as soon as they are around they're significant other become sweet and begin to show very emotional behavior not usually seen from them.

Did you see him give her an Eskimo kiss, that Christopher Eugene Williams is such a goober.

by Dave Busterfield April 28, 2011

Goober

This word is a ver offensive term for a nerd or a geeky type person who does'nt have any friends and spends all his or her time on the computer looking up naughty and erotic stuff

"man your a goober"

"look at that goober"

by Maligus July 20, 2008

goobers

a less blasphomous way for saying god. mostly used by wanabe n00bs

"oh my goobers" instead of "oh my god"

by deanofantastico December 9, 2007

Goober

A dumb person that thinks they are right when they are not. A goober is someone who fights you on everything for no reason.

Cisco is a freaking goober, dude. He won't let me watch hentai.

by FonyTierro January 19, 2017

goober

Any male caucasian who lives in the south, regardless of their level of education. Also highly likely to be inbred.

The south is full of nothing but Goobers and Spearchuckers.

by Song Of The South August 4, 2004

goober

Old term describing a hippotamus penis.

Adam being a huge goober tonight.

by Harry January 9, 2005

goober

the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe

goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird

by jessica August 4, 2004