Cooked Chicken

Noun.

A chicken which has been slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.
Car salesman: *slaps chicken with the speed of 3725.95 mph* this is a cooked chicken.
by Atheon February 22, 2019
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Benjamin Cook

A guy that wanted to be Crazy Internet Famous on youtube. He does "weekly" Documentaries about Youtube called Becoming Youtube. Ben is a guy that got everyone to draw him on Twitter. He has firetruck red hair.
Benjamin Cook's "weekly" Becoming Youtube documentaries are AWESOME!
by smilesr4free February 10, 2013
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Vander-Cooked

When two guys score with the same chick at the same time
Hey Baby, wanna get Vander-Cooked
by Ernie-Bo-Bernie April 26, 2008
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fully cooked

Smoking marijuana to the point where you cant smoke anymore.
Jim: Hey you want this man?
Tony: Nah I'll pass...I'm fully cooked
by Dreezy Mac February 01, 2007
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Cooking bacon

1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.

2. Stitches - Fuck the police

I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue

3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?

4. Ill be cooking bacon.
by Yambalaja May 18, 2016
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Dane Cook

The Gallagher of our generation. Dane Cook is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite his extreme mediocrity. His amazing lack of jokes combined with his ability to run around the stage like a five-year-old without his meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of comedy. His trite and obvious observations contain no punchlines and often appeal to people with short attention spans.
You ever go into the bathroom and everything is WET? The floor is wet! The counters are wet! Everything's wet!

-Dane Cook

Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?

-Andy Kindler
by Illusion February 20, 2007
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cook it medium

To win presidency with great success by forcing beliefs upon people.
Donald trump won presidency by using the "cook it medium" strategy
by elmre4845447747854874587458754 October 30, 2017
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