a straight
a straight by KaboomBehave October 22, 2015
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painfully straight
Someone who does not realize they are being hit on by someone of the same gender. This person may seem to be attracted to someone of their same gender because of their unintentional flirtiness. However, the straight aura exudes from them in waves.
Example 1:
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.
Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.
Example 3:
No homo.
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.
Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.
Example 3:
No homo.
painfully straight by BlkSwn December 1, 2017
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Super Straight
A "sexuality" made up by transphobic straight people. It means that they will date someone of the opposite gender, excluding transgenders. Their main objective is to guilt trip people into thinking they belong in the LGBT community and that they're opressed.
Person 1: I'm super straight.
Person 2: What? What is that?
Person 1: It means I won't date transgender people by any means. You could mistake it by a transphobe, but don't do it! I'm absolutely, 100%, not a transphobe, and i'm a part of the LGBT community.
Person 2: ....... so you're a transphobe.
Person 1: NO I'M N
Person 2: What? What is that?
Person 1: It means I won't date transgender people by any means. You could mistake it by a transphobe, but don't do it! I'm absolutely, 100%, not a transphobe, and i'm a part of the LGBT community.
Person 2: ....... so you're a transphobe.
Person 1: NO I'M N
Super Straight by StraightPhobe121 March 8, 2021
puke straight up
Something so incredibly repugnant it causes you to become very sick instantly. Your brain cannot process things as it should and you begin to projectile vomit while looking up.
Dang, Edna, that old snuff dippin' three chinned goon tried to kiss me. I thought I was gonna puke straight up!
puke straight up by Play On August 17, 2006
Super straight
Super straight by Dirty kitten 😈😈 April 2, 2021
super straight male
guy 1: bro it’s pride look at that happy couple
guy 2: nah bro that’s weird i’m super straight male that’s burning my eyes to look at. but your cute tho for saying that no homo
guy 2: nah bro that’s weird i’m super straight male that’s burning my eyes to look at. but your cute tho for saying that no homo
super straight male by Ju August 15, 2022
super straight
a term used by attention seeking imbeciles who want to feel “oppressed” and can’t acknowledge the fact they are straight with preferences. they tend to be virgins with no lives and never even seen a coochie in real life which explains their actions of being so ignorant. in reality, these sad sorry excuses of people probably just need to get laid.
person 1 (deranged in the head): “hey im super straight.”
person 2 (normal): “uhh...what the fuck? lmao”
person 2 (normal): “uhh...what the fuck? lmao”
super straight by Vape God 27 March 9, 2021