John Howard 

Singlehandedly turned Australia into the laughing stock of the developed world during his tenure as PM, mostly due to his playing lapdog to Bush (the two of them go hand-in-hand!). Beloved by Bible bashers everywhere (one wonders why...), hated by everyone with half a brain.

Labor Party isn't much better, but that's a story for another time...

John Howard's reign is something the country will never recover from.

John Howard by Frustrated Australian April 11, 2011

John Cena 

John Cena is a fake gangster wrestler who thinks he is cool because he has people write raps for him... man thats takes skill... faggot... the FU man that huts i can give it to my grandma and she will laugh at me then spit in my face cause i am not cool. John Cena is openly gay and had a life changing expirence when he was in prision.

John Cena likes big balls in his mouth

John Cena by Matt Rago July 15, 2006

John Asscrack 

the nickname of former Secretary of Homeland Security, who lost in the 2000 Senate elections to a guy. Also created the nefarious Patriot Act which curtails many civil liberties.

Praise Kahless he's out of office.

John Asscrack by Militant Liberal March 18, 2005

John Oliver 

An incredibly funny British correspondent/writer for the Daily Show. He also does stand up, which I hear is hilarious, and co-hosts The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman, among other things.

Jon Stewart: Are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the President's discretion under the right circumstances?
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!

John Oliver by Azmera June 28, 2010

John Kerry 

A man who has been fighting for truth for over 35 years. He is a patriot and a great American. John Kerry is a hero to many in this country but this isn't widely publicized by the media. Senator Kerry has become a grassroots hero since the election in 2004 because he has continued to fight for American civil liberty and integrity in government.

John Kerry has never been afraid to speak truth to power.

John Kerry by Unbowed December 15, 2008

John Cooper School 

Not entirely a an exclusive K-12 preportary school where rich preppy kids who get Louis Vuitton bags for their 16th birthday, has at least one BMW in the garage, and has cleaning and lawn maintenence service. Household income is a key admissions indicator. Roflcopter posession is mandatory.

Not everyone is rich and preppy. Not everyone gets Louis Vuitton bags, EVER. Most people DO NOT own a BMW, and some people work very hard to go to the school.

Sure it is a wealthier school, but not everyone is a rude, obnoxious, filthy rich person.

A- Dude, that girl from the John Cooper School was actually really nice!
B- I know! She wasnt obnoxious or preppy!
A- I guess us people at public school were wrong!
B- I guess so man, maybe we should apologize...

John Cooper School by NICE_PERSON December 31, 2009

John Salley 

John Thomas Salley (born May 16, 1964 in Brooklyn, New York) is a former professional basketball player in the NBA. Salley is the first player in NBA history to play on three different championship-winning franchises.

John Salley is now a regular guest on, "The Best Damn Sports show" where he consistently makes himself look like a douchebag. Although he was a more than adequate basketball player, hey may suffer from down syndrome. Recently his heterosexuality has come into question as well.

Conversation in relation to Barry Bonds cheating:

John Salley:
"Cheating is ok, everyone does it yo. Everyone stretches the pewamatas (parameters)."
Really Hot Lawyer chick:
"Yeah, and they usually pay the prices, because there are rules"
John Salley:
"you tellin' me you never go fitty five in a 50 zone?"
Really hot lawyer chick:
"yes, and thats why I have speeding tickets which I've payed!"
John Salley:
"haha..yo girl, you gotta change your groove"

John Salley by porneggs July 6, 2006