Goontosis 

term in sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators, used both as a verb and a noun. Means achieving the trance-like blissful state reached when riding the edge of cumming for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time. Also denoting the absence of control, compulsively pursuing that feeling as an avid masturbator. A state beyond goofing as the mind and penis become one.

Brayden fell into a complete state of goontosis as he lay there almost unconscious.

Goontosis by Goongrader February 6, 2024

Goontosis 

A state achieved by prolonged edging, which than turns into gooning until one ultimately reaches the most powerful state of a goon, the hypnosis trance like state known as goontosis

I caught my little brother in goontosis, he was non verbal.

Goontosis by trinitybolt February 7, 2024

goontosis 

A state of paralysis caused from too much gooning.

"What's wrong with that guy?"
"Someone call a doctor! He's in goontosis!"

goontosis by OJ Simpso February 7, 2024

Gooning 

watching a GunnarTVLive stream on Twitch

person 1: hey what are you doing tonight?

person 2: i'm gooning tonight

Gooning by woodziee February 8, 2024

Goonage 

The inevitable result when an individual or group of individuals tackle a simple task with misguided enthusiasm colliding with stark incompetence. Often, due to their bumbling antics and sheer lack of common sense, the outcome is a cascade of errors, blunders, and lack of foresight so spectacularly absurd it defies logical explanation. The ensuing chaos of the failure almost becomes comical leaving the surrounding bystanders scratching their heads in disbelief and bewilderment.

Kian, lets go commit some goonage.

Goonage by So di to February 8, 2024

Goonitis 

Goonitis is a horrific addiction which mostly affects male individuals between the ages of 16-25. The addiction has wrecked lives, with the symptoms being disturbing to many. People with Goonitis will find they become addicted to rubbing one out Atleast 6+ times a day. Common signs of Goonitis are hallucinations, severe mood swings, leading to deluded thoughts and behaviour. Blisters on hands.

Have you seen Bobby lately? Apparently he’s got a bad case of Goonitis! The disturbed boy.

Goonitis by Sav2savB11 February 9, 2024

gooning 

(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.

"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."

gooning by benadryljams February 10, 2024