goonitis

A crippling addiction to aggressively rubbing one out, to the point your penis skin becomes numb and red. Those diagnosed with goonitis also have a tendency to do other vile, grobby things. Symptoms can be extreme blistering on the hands, fever, rash/over penile area and hallucinations.

Discovered in the early 2000’s by B. Cedar. Goonitis has become an epidemic in recent years and destroyed the lives of many. Mostly common amongst those between the ages of 12-25.
Bob is such a goon, I think he has goonitis!
by Sav2savB11 January 31, 2024
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Goonitis

Goonitis is a horrific addiction which mostly affects male individuals between the ages of 16-25. The addiction has wrecked lives, with the symptoms being disturbing to many. People with Goonitis will find they become addicted to rubbing one out Atleast 6+ times a day. Common signs of Goonitis are hallucinations, severe mood swings, leading to deluded thoughts and behaviour. Blisters on hands.
Have you seen Bobby lately? Apparently he’s got a bad case of Goonitis! The disturbed boy.
by Sav2savB11 February 09, 2024
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Mishagayanal

An adjective to say when you are bored
Pudding starts talking to you

“Mishagayanal!”
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