dick drunk 

When you suck on dicks to the point where you become intoxicated from the cum.
dick puffer

Yo baby's momma sucks on so much dick she gets dick drunk.

dick drunk by Big V December 8, 2004

punch drunk love

is when you get so drunk that you fall in love with every girl, but no one wants a part of you because you are an emotional drunk wreck. basically your drunk and in love but you really are just a nutball.

max is so sexy, to bad hes such a punch drunk love. he flirts with every girl but only finger blasts them.

punch drunk love by mr cool ice June 8, 2011

mother-drunk 

Person who must be present to monitor alcohol intake when getting anebrical.

The mother-drunk grabbed the 8th tequilla shot out of my hand and reminded me that it was only 10am.

mother-drunk by superkosmo October 21, 2003

Baillie Drunk 

The art of being extremely drunk.

Man, Jim is Baillie Drunk.

Baillie Drunk by The Magu June 16, 2010

designated drunk 

Opposite of designated driver. Person who is always drunk when going out. There can be more than one, and there usually is. Denoted by the abbreviation DD, and can therefore be confused with designated driver.

Bri: I'm tired of being the DD all the time.
Micah: You mean the designated drunk? You threw up all over yourself last time.

designated drunk by notadd December 9, 2008

Turkey Drunk 

A warm, happy fuzzy drunk. Usually caused by drinking Wild Turkey

Mmmmm...I'm Turkey Drunk....gobble gobble gobble

Turkey Drunk by mike July 14, 2003

dry drunk 

A dry drunk is an alcoholic who stops drinking on their own without working a 12-step program. Although they are sober and no longer drinking, they still retain behavioral patterns of an alcoholic, which most commonly include:
1. Grandiose behavior
2. Impulsiveness
3. Complacent feelings

Former President George W. Bush has admitted that he stopped drinking on his own without the help of a 12-step program. By this definition, he would be a Dry Drunk.

dry drunk by RLivin2656 December 28, 2010