Creepin' Shit

High on Marijuana

Dude! I am Creepin' Shit man!

After 4 bowls of that dank, you should be.

by Wes R August 25, 2008

Creepage Distance

The closeness of a person before it gets creepy.

"Yo that guy over there was borderline creepage distance!"

"That guy was so close to crossing the creepage distance!"

by bobthebuilder18 January 21, 2009

Creepy Dad

A Man who has an overwhelmingly creepy presence... Most likely a bald man who follows there young daughters around

Sandy: Catherine is youir dad following us
Catherine: Yes....

Sandy: Your dad is a creepy dad.

by silyrabbit09 November 4, 2009

Creepadouche

Noun - A really creepy person, who is also a total douchebag. Tends to be a common affliction when it comes to ex-boyfriends, jealous men, and other assorted creepers.

Oh, gross. D: HE real is a creepadouche!

by TheZachalope April 22, 2011

Creepy Brian

A Creepy Brian, or Creepus Brianus to the scientific world, is a species of ignoramus quite common in the urban and suburban areas of the United States. Creepy Brians are an unnecessarily confrontational animal that can often be found being lewd to either sex, regardless of age. Their diet consists of mostly negative attention and Jägermeister with the occasional "munchies" concoctions due to moderate and inconsistent use if soft drugs. Many families and social circles have a domesticated Creepy Brian due to their entertaining reactions to alcohol, over enthusiasm for board games, and how they can't stand being ripped on. However, semi-domesticated, or "stray" Creepy Brains, may attach itself to a social group craving acceptance although clearly not wanted and being generally creepy. Government control of Creepy Brians has been attempted but unsucessful due to heavy protest from animal rights groups such as PETA and CBAH2A (Creepy Brains Are Humans Too Almost). If you find yourself in the presence of an unwanted Creepy Brian, ignore it, and it will eventually get sick of not being the center of attention and migrate somewhere with more Jägermeister.

I saw Creepy Brian on Dateline last night. I'm happy he finally got caught.

by alainaTHEmadRUSSIAN January 26, 2011

Creeping The Sleeping

The art of creeping up to someone while they are sleeping, getting as close to them as possible and then taking a photo of yourself next to them.
Creeping The Sleeping is a great way to ensure that your friends don't sleep in your presence.

Ridiculous or daring poses are preferred.

Is easily performed by insomniacs or those new to instagram.

"I will never sleep again in public, there are too many people Creeping The Sleeping"

by beatrixmooney August 21, 2012

creepy russian uncle

A middle aged uncle from Russia that attends every local sports event.

Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014