Coughilitis

A sense of being unwell for no valid reason, especially used to describe imaginary illness of school kids when they do not feel like going to school.

Tim: my brother Jim is not well today. He was "sick"
Teacher: Ah, a case of 'coughilitis'!

by The 8th Duke of Burgundy February 16, 2022

Coughter

the action or sound of coughing.

My family is sick in the other room, don't mind the coughter.

by Gladjoy April 15, 2022

Coughing

Originally invented by Aaron Cofing when he tried to exhale twice at the same time. Because he didn't want to name it directly after his last name, He decided to add random letters into the mix to make it sound French so that people at his school wouldn't associate it with him at the time. However after 9 years of the fad becoming larger and larger he admitted to being the inventor of Coughing, To which he was laughed out of the room.

Kyle: Man I just won't stop Coughing.
Bryce: Have you tried Cough Syrup?
Kyle: No I haven't.
Bryce: Are you going to?
Kyle: No.

by aaroncoughing May 23, 2022

Coughland

The art of getting sexually penetrated whilst being suffocaded by sheer wight of a lazy lad who cant hang the plank for more than 18 seconds

Ugh hardly, got coughland last night, dreadful, swear to god

by FatPussy69Not58 October 8, 2022

coughphart

When you cough and fart at the same time.

Bro, I just coughpharted.

by Bitchtitties December 14, 2022

Coughter

Coughing vigorously to the point where you sound like you are dying

He started dying of coughter.
His mic was open in game and he was dying of coughter.

by Nick himself September 17, 2023

Coughtosis

when you hit the pen too hard and cough for 45 minutes

“yo bryan got coughtosis” (bryan dies in the corner)

by candlestickcandy69 September 19, 2023