I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

by QuacksO November 08, 2022

Mom Break

A much needed break or vacation for all Moms … even us wonderful SuperMoms need a break from the hubby and kids … and work and laundry and grocery-hell and discipline and cleaning and dusting and yelling and dealing with homework and grades and …

All you Moms out there … you KNOW what I’m saying! :)

Amy: Colleen, it is time to grab the tolerance juice & plan our Mom Break!!! We are in desperate need!!!

Colleen: Hell, yeah! Talk about being exhaustipated! Mom Break 2010!

Tony: PLEASE go … you need a cure for your Bitchassness!

by The Brown Girls May 07, 2010

breaking green

when you pack a bowl or bong or roll a j or blunt and you are the first one to take a hit from it.

Oliver- man I just rolled a nasty j.

Dan- I call breaking the green.

Oliver- No way dude I rolled it Im breaking green

by juicejules October 09, 2007

Breaking the quiet

A horse and a final fantasy character going at it

Man 1: Bro look up breaking the quiet and go to images
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: Just do it
Man 2: *looks it up* WHAT THE FUCK BRO

by Hunted:) May 04, 2024

Line Break

Somewhere long enough so that someone could place a debree of N+3 kerbals. Discovered by Danny2462 while walking through the floor.

"Somewhere long enough to line break"

by elli55378008 May 24, 2018

dip break

The action of stopping in between intercourse and climax to make the male last longer before ejaculation.

Damn I was fucking that girl and I took a dip break, we were at it all night long.

by Thesexguru January 26, 2014

(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 08, 2022