Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman

To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.

Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.

by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017

Yippy Bar

Probably some really fake shit invented by some random Costo Ricon kid who goes to a white school in the middle of the east coast of the USA that he probably promised to give to some jewish kid who goes to his school who thinks the Costo Ricon kid has an Oedipal Complex and probably no colones.

Nico, you promised to give me a yippy bar three f**kin' weeks ago!

by It's Gilgamesh, not Gilgy. January 7, 2023

BULK gay bar

meaning something which is majorly bad. It can be used in a similar connotation to boring or shit to describe an activity, its just a much better word to use :)

Also is something is not totally bad it can just be gay bar, ie not good
gay bar lame shit boring gay uncool

i.e. gosh our party has been cancled 2nite cos timmos mum sed he cant have it at him house, this is BULK gay bar shes ruined all our plans.

by Aussie Skiier August 19, 2006

Mastro's Piano Bar

An over-the-pants hand job given by an older woman at the Mastro's Piano Bar in Beverly Hills.

Holy shit, did you hear Jim got a Mastro's Piano Bar from that cougar on Saturday night!?

by John Henry Cabbott May 3, 2021

Granola-bar

A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.

C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends

"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"

by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024

Cookie rookie barred

To be absolutely baked

Yo, I'm cookie rookie barred right now, I think I'm trippin!

by DAFEEG December 20, 2016