For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.
by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021
Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 10, 2015
when you take more drugs after being barred out earlier and now youre barred out again..and crossed with the drug you just took
by whosurplug June 02, 2017
by gun3 February 15, 2011
by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019
An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.
I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).
by BooSackNoodle November 04, 2014
A DE born and raised convict spending damn near his whole life in prison because he was addicted to crack and smack.
by CIEANNANEESE July 26, 2024