Definitions by mondaymonday

Mars Bar

A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.

Guy 1: After the Mars Bar, then what?
Guy 2: The doctor.

Mars Bar by mondaymonday August 24, 2016

Spicy Nashville 

When you eat KFC Nashville Hot Chicken and forget to wipe your hands off before you jerk off, and the spices from the sauce make your penis red and bumpy and itchy.

Kyle forgot to wash his hands and ended up giving himself a spicy nashville, what an idiot.

Spicy Nashville by mondaymonday August 19, 2016