Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

busting on JJ face

When Zack bust all over JJ face

I'm bout to be busting on JJ face

by BIg D NIg June 2, 2025

Next Big Meme Face

a phrase once spoken by YouTuber LS Mark, criticizing SpongeBob's expressive and silly animation claiming it's trying to make "The Next Big Meme Face".

Although Mark would later retract and apologize for this statement, the clip and phrase would later become a meme itself mocking the people that believe this claim.

LS Mark: "But here it's just done for the sake of it, in the hopes that it might become The Next Big Meme Face".

by theeggcarrier June 20, 2025

Eat their face off

The act of making out with someone passionately. Often used to describe the act to another party

God, they were so hot, I wanna eat their face off.

by I can’t draw circles :( July 11, 2025

lizard look face

When you make eye contact with a stranger for more than 3 seconds and awkwardly smile or purse your lips, widen your eyes and raise your eyebrows then looks down or away.

Walked out of the show last night and awkwardly made eye contact with someone I didn’t know a bit too long and gave them the lizard look face.

Did that guy just give me the lizard look face? lol

by sixpackslim July 16, 2025

Pussy Compatibility Factor

The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF for short, is a highly advanced, ever-evolving quantum metric, calculated on a reverse logarithmic hyperwave scale to assess an individual’s metaphysical synchronization with universally recognized, but poorly defined, vibronic energies. Often invoked during moments of unpredictable chaos, its readings fluctuate between 0 and Avogadro's Number, based on an undisclosed algorithm partially written in Comic Sans. Many findings of the PCF can be proven through thought experiments, such as the Gibraltar-Bosenheim equilibrium and Schrödinger's Pussy.

Person 1: I sense that our Pussies are in Simple Harmonic Equilibrium
Person 2: Indeed so!
Person 1: The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF, is a well-regarded and highly useful scale to determine relationships between individuals, which in this case, is you, Person 2, and me, Person 1.

by himothy maguire July 27, 2025

Plunging the poo poo factory

A definition for rough anal sex

I was plunging the poo poo factory yesterday night

by Josephwildjojo July 31, 2025