cheese log

Nickname for a stupid fat kid.

Look at "Cheese Log" over there trying to do a push up.

by hollywoodhorror June 21, 2006

cheese wagon

A school bus. Also known as the loser cruiser, freshman Ferrari and yellow limousine.

Brandon rides the cheese wagon to school!

by Marvin Gardens August 3, 2007

Eat the Cheese

To get so drunk that you resort to eating vacuum-sealed, non-labeled cheese products on a bet, during a drinking game, or just to sicken spectators.

Ernesto woke up the next morning with a screaming hangover. Reflecting on the evening, he asked his pals, "Did I eat the cheese?"

by Dr. Davidoff Vilson January 2, 2006

Cheese Grater

Depending of hetero or homo sexual, having the sex partner suck your dick while gently sliding his or her teeth up and down your cock.

After the prom you and your girlfriend are trying to do work. To get hard your girl not only sucks your dick but slides her teeth up and down your dick putting pressure on the dick making it hard as rock. If your girlfriend does this, she is giving you the Cheese Grater.

by Bill McHugh February 8, 2008

parmesan cheese

Dry cum on ur balls from not cleaning up properly after masturbating

I heard you had parmesan cheese on your sack this morning.

by Big Daddy D March 4, 2004

cheese tits

slang for a chest that is excessively fat

"hey look at Nowar, not only does he have a gunt, but he's got a sweet set of cheese tits"

by Trevor Lang February 3, 2005

penis cheese

a cote of yellow cheese around a dick

Sabrina has lots of penis cheese,so very much she can build a cheese fort with it

by DickPuncher69 October 3, 2005